This blog, "Funny Pinoy SMS Jokes", contains alot of funny sms or text jokes forwarded in my inbox that will truly bring you to the fullest happiness while reading its funny contents. I have compiled these (funny text jokes) because I want to share these to everybody. This blog is not only intended for the pinoy but also to other people in world who are jokes fanatic. Today, there are lots of filipinos looking for jokes online and for my formal research the following keywords have been use by the time they search for jokes, "funny jokes","sms jokes", "jokes for kids", "tagalog and cebuano jokes","cute sms jokes","sms text messages","pinoy sms jokes","pinoy text messages","funny tagalog jokes and qoutes","friends jokes" and etc.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Funny pinoy sms text jOkes Part 1

funny and hilarious cute sms text jokes, pinoy jokes for adults and kids, funny text jokes

Best Forwarded Pinoy Sms JOkes

KONDOKTOR: saka na larga na ang jeep.
PASAHERO: dong nako dala tahop sa baboy.
KONDUCTOR: day sa  baka na!
PASAHERO: Sa baboy gani ni!
KONDUCTOR: sa baka lage.
PASAHERO: nabuang ka sa baboy ni...!
KONDUCTOR: buang pud ka sa baka gani na..
PASAHERO: yati ra, tahop pakoon nimo sa baka?
KONDUCTOR: yati pud ka, kabalong huot na. sabaka na na imung dala!

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Boy: laro tayo?
Girl: anung laro?
Boy: taguan..
Girl:  Bakit ngayon pa?
Boy: Becoz tonight will be the nyt dat i will fall 4 you.
Girl: ulet??
Boy: over again.
Girl: wag na!
Boy: don't make me change my mind.
Girl: bukas nalang.
Boy: I wont live to see another day.
Girl: weh? Di nga?
Boy: I swear it's true.
Girl: bakit kc taguan pa?
Boy: becoz a gurl like u s impossible to find.
Girl: ano?
Boy: ur impossible to find!

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I'm thinking U.I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug u. I love u.
Ikaw love mo rin ba ang letter u?
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Nindot ang mahiguma ug duha.

usa importante,
usa gipalum.

basta wala ang usa, pwede adto sa usa.
pero what if mawala silang duha?
mangita kapa ba ug lain?
oh atubangun nimu ang kamatuoran nga
dapat diay unta tulo sila.



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Ina: anak exam na 2m ha, pag bumangsak ka kalimutan mo ng may ina ka!
.. after the exam bumagsak c anak...
Ina: ano blita sa exam  mo anak?
Anak: hu u??
haha..
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nobody knows im glad to meet you,

sa BINISAYA pa..

WALAY LAWAS UG ILONG, NALIPAY KO NGA KARNE KA!

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In a petshop: customer talking to a parrot..

Customer: hoy! Kasulti ka? Ha?
Tubaaaag!
Parrot: yup, kasulti ko. Ikaw, kalupad ka? Ha? Tubaag?

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