Funny pinoy sms text jOkes Part 6

KNOW YOUR DNA
DNA is a nucleic acid that is localized in cell nucleus and consists of two long chains of nucleotides twisted together into a double helix and joined by hydrogen bonds between complementary bases adenine and thymine or cytosine and guanine.
It carries the cell’s genetic information and hereditary characteristics via the equence of its nucleotides.
Thus, people are identified by their unique DNAs, such as:
Prostitute:
DNAvirgin
Old Maid:
DNAgamit
Bachelor:
DNAkasal
Arab:
DNAgaahit
Insomniac:
DNAmakatulog
Constipation:
DNAkakatae
Water Conservationist:
DNAliligo
Bin Laden:
DNAhanap at DNAhuli
Gloria Macapagal Arroyo:
DNAaamin.
Town Fiesta:
DNAyo
Loser:
DNAya
Uncircumcised:
DNAtuli
Bisexual:
DNAmauri
Pandak:
DNAtumangkad
DNAtawa kayo? Kung di kayo natawa, DNAkayo uling papadalhan ng ganitong klaseng Pinoy joke
O eh ‘di s’ya. . . DNA ako magtatagal

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Subject: PANG-ALIS STRESS
Bobo: Pare, hulaan mo ugali ko, nagsisimula sa letter A.
Pare: Approachable?
Bobo: Mali .
Pare: Amiable?
Bobo: Mali pa rin!
Pare: O sige, sirit na nga!
Bobo: Anest.
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Policeman arresting a prostitute…
Prosti: Aba , I am not selling sex!
Police: Then what are you doing?
Prosti: I’m a saleswoman selling condoms with free demo.
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Bush: What are the pollutants in your country?
Jingoy: We have lots of pollutants.. ..we have sisig, kilawin,
chicharon, mani.
Erap: Anak, may nakalimutan ka– Boy Bawang (cornik).
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Tindero: Bili na po kayo gatas ng baka. Sampung piso lang isang baso.
Manong: Ang mahal naman! Wala bang tig-pipiso lang nyan?
Tindero: Meron po, pero kayo na po ang dedede sa baka….

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Pasyente: Dok, bakit po ganito ang operasyon sa ulo ko? Halos kita na
utak ko!
Doctor: Ok lang yan, yan ang tinatawag na open-minded.