A naked girl takes a taxi…
Naked Girl: “Bakit ka nakatitig sa katawan ko, ngayon ka lang ba
nakakita ng hubad?”
Driver: “Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago ang
pamasahe mo!”
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Beauty contest
Emcee: What’s the big problem facing the country today?
Contestant: Drugs.
Emcee: Very good! Why do you say that?
Contestant: Ang mahal kasi eh!
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Amo: Bakit ka umiiyak?
Katulong: Sabi po ni dok, tatanggalan daw po ako ng butlig!
Amo: Butlig lang eh iiyak ka na…
Katulong: Ok lang po sana kung right lig or left lig….. pero bakit
naman butligs pa! hu hu hu….
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Doc: Ano ang trabaho mo, iha?
Girl: Substitute po.
Doc: Hindi kaya prostitute?
Girl: Hindi po, mama ko po ang prostitute, at kung may sakit po siya,
ako po yung substitute.. ..
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Doc: For your health, take only a cup of rice, lean meat and a cup of
kangkong, fruits for dessert and lots of juice….
Fat guy: Doc, shall I take them before or after meals?
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Kodigo
Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante.. .
Guro: Ano ‘to?
Estudyante: Prayer ko po, ma’am!
Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat?
Estudyante: Naku! Sinagot na ang prayers ko!
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SIOPAO
Kulas: Miss, isa ngang siopao… ‘yung babae.
Waitress: Babaeng siopao po?
Kulas: Oo. ‘Yung may papel na sapin. Kumbaga, napkin.
Waitress: Ahh, ganun po ba? Lalaki lang po ang nandito.
Kulas: Lalaki?
Waitress: Kasi po, may itlog sa loob.
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A Chemistry teacher asked a sexy student, “What are NITRATES?
The student replied shyly, “Ma’am, sa motel po. NITRATES are higher
than day rates!”
PURO KA TAWA …OKAY,,, BALIK SA TRABAHO!!!!! l
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