This blog, "Funny Pinoy SMS Jokes", contains alot of funny sms or text jokes forwarded in my inbox that will truly bring you to the fullest happiness while reading its funny contents. I have compiled these (funny text jokes) because I want to share these to everybody. This blog is not only intended for the pinoy but also to other people in world who are jokes fanatic. Today, there are lots of filipinos looking for jokes online and for my formal research the following keywords have been use by the time they search for jokes, "funny jokes","sms jokes", "jokes for kids", "tagalog and cebuano jokes","cute sms jokes","sms text messages","pinoy sms jokes","pinoy text messages","funny tagalog jokes and qoutes","friends jokes" and etc.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Famous Pinoy Sms Sweet Punchlines 2010-2011


boy: tae kaba?
girl: bakit?
boy: kasi d kta kayang paglaroan..

boy: alam mo para kang test paper..
girl: bakit naman?
boy: kasi, inubos mong oras ko sa ka titig sau eh..
girl: ikaw din, para kang test paper.
boy: bakit?
girl: d kita kayang sagutin.

boy: alam mo lakwatchera ka?
girl: bakit?
boy: kasi palage kitang nakikita sa isip ko..

boy : pwedeng pahiram ng ladder ?
girl : pra san ?
boy : aakyat sana ako ng ligaw
girl : wag nah, yumuko ka nalang !
boy : huh ?
girl : pakipulot ng puso ko, nahulog na kasi sayo


 magic carpet ka bahh ?
-- kasi you take me to
" a whole new world "


magnanakaw ba yung parents mohh ??
-- kasi, ninakaw nila ang mga bituin sa langit para ilagay sayong mga mata :))


baon ka bah ??
kasi nami miss kita pag walang pasok

chocolate sana yung bibilhin ko, kaso, naisip kita, nagpaload nalang ako ..
alam mo kung bakit ???
-- chocolate lang naman yun eh !
MAS sweet ka pah dun !

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Funny pinoy sms text jOkes Part 8












TEACHER: give me colors dat begin w/ letter M.


PUPIL: maroon!

Teacher:anybody else?

NGONGO: Mlue, Mlawn,Mlack,Mink,Maiolet.


Teacher: melly gud..
malakmakan!
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Ang Alamat ng WAKA-WAKA.

Noong unang panahon,sina Pedro at Juan ay gumagawa ng homework sa Geography. Nainis si Pedro kasi hindi makita ni Juan ang Africa sa mapa.

P: (kinukuha ang mapa) Amin na, mina.
J: Eh eh, wag ka wag ka, eh eh.
P: Amin na, mina.Sa kalewa.
J: Alam na, Ah ah.
P: Amin na, mina.
J: Eh eh. Wag ka, wag ka. Eh eh.
P: Amin na, mina, sa kalewa. coz this is africa.
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"sa BEER aq naging gag0.

"sa GSM aq naging trantad0.

"sa REDH0RSE aq nging brumbd0,

Per0 SAY0 aq nagbag0"

.mas matindi kc tama mu.
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Manny:nay,pila ka liters ang 5000ml nga pepsi?

Di0nesia:5anak. Manny:shur ka nay?

Di0nesia:yisbebe. Liter P, Liter E, Liter P, Liter S,
ug
Liter I=

5liters!

Funny pinoy sms text jOkes Part 7

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A naked girl takes a taxi…
Naked Girl: “Bakit ka nakatitig sa katawan ko, ngayon ka lang ba
nakakita ng hubad?”
Driver: “Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago ang
pamasahe mo!”
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Beauty contest
Emcee: What’s the big problem facing the country today?
Contestant: Drugs.
Emcee: Very good! Why do you say that?
Contestant: Ang mahal kasi eh!

Funny pinoy sms text jOkes Part 6

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KNOW YOUR DNA
DNA is a nucleic acid that is localized in cell nucleus and consists of two long chains of nucleotides twisted together into a double helix and joined by hydrogen bonds between complementary bases adenine and thymine or cytosine and guanine.
It carries the cell’s genetic information and hereditary characteristics via the equence of its nucleotides.
Thus, people are identified by their unique DNAs, such as:
Prostitute:
DNAvirgin
Old Maid:
DNAgamit
Bachelor:
DNAkasal
Arab:
DNAgaahit
Insomniac:
DNAmakatulog
Constipation:
DNAkakatae
Water Conservationist:
DNAliligo
Bin Laden:
DNAhanap at DNAhuli
Gloria Macapagal Arroyo:
DNAaamin.
Town Fiesta:
DNAyo
Loser:
DNAya
Uncircumcised:
DNAtuli
Bisexual:
DNAmauri
Pandak:
DNAtumangkad
DNAtawa kayo? Kung di kayo natawa, DNAkayo uling papadalhan ng ganitong klaseng Pinoy joke
O eh ‘di s’ya. . . DNA ako magtatagal

Funny pinoy sms text jOkes Part 5

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BF: luv can i wedding u?
GF: hahaha!
BF: y is ur lafing?
GF: hahaha! i will lafing bcoz is very wrong graming!
hahaha, perFect combination jud!

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SHAKE RATTLE AND ROLL:

isang gabi sumakay ako ng jeep pauwi.

lahat ng pasahero naktatitig sakin, wlang umiimik.

Cnubukan ko magbayad...

pero d nla inaabot ang pera ko...
knilabutan ako..

may isang matandang babae bumulong sakin...

"d ka na dapat naparito, umalis ka na habang kaya mo pa..."

napalunok ako, ano hong ibig nyong sabihin?"

"kasabot ka ug FAMILY USE ONLY?"

butange!

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Nakabalo ba ka nga 10% lang sa africanz ang itom?

Kay ang remaining 90% kay ITOM KAAYO..

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....ayaw mo og kabalaka anang 2012 END of the WORLD, dli na tinuod..

ang ebidensya?
naa mi beefloaf dri sa amoa, mo expire 2013..
hahaha!
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Funny pinoy sms text jOkes Part 4

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1 day nlaag ko..
& dn, i saw my bf kyog 1 ka gurl..
swet au cla..
ntxt ko nia..
"hi wer u..?
wa xa nreply
taz gha2d nia ang gurl..
later ntxt xa naq.
Saying:
"baby xinxa na now lang q reply, nka2log q. wer u?
i said 'naa dri, naglaroylaroy.. nagita ug higmaon nga dli bakakon..
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Ang laway daw ay mas importante kaysa luha..
Kasi, kahit sino pwede mong iyakan..
Pero ang laway 22lo lang yan sa taong gus2 mong tikman!
Estoryaheee!!

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Gf: doc knusta naman akong bf?
Doc: pu2l na ang tiil ug ang kamot!
Gf: (cried) doc, dli q mkadawat ana..
Doc: joke r oi,.. patay na btaw!
hahaha!!

Funny pinoy sms text jOkes Part 3



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"Love is like an ice cream"

May cho'KULET sa panliligaw.

MELON naman

"UBErs sweet.

May "BERRY"

sensitive....

Meron din mga

MANGGA'gamit..

Bakit? di VANILLA' alam na maskit mag MOCCA'ng tanga sa FUDGE'-ibig?

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3 ka buang naghuot sa 1 kakatre.

B1: huota oi, naugi behh?

B2: cge munaog q.

(ninao ang b2 nga buang.)

B3: oh, luag nah! balik na dri!

Buang jud!

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Boy: piste! ataia! inlove naq nimu.

Girl: yawa man d i ka? dugay ra q nghulat ana

Boy: litse! nganung karon pa man pud ka gasulti?

Girl: animal! alangan namag aq maguna2x? buang ka  man d i?

Boy: atay! tonto  man d i pud ka!

Oh, I LOVE YOU!

Girl: piste ui! I LOVE YOU TOO!