This blog, "Funny Pinoy SMS Jokes", contains alot of funny sms or text jokes forwarded in my inbox that will truly bring you to the fullest happiness while reading its funny contents. I have compiled these (funny text jokes) because I want to share these to everybody. This blog is not only intended for the pinoy but also to other people in world who are jokes fanatic. Today, there are lots of filipinos looking for jokes online and for my formal research the following keywords have been use by the time they search for jokes, "funny jokes","sms jokes", "jokes for kids", "tagalog and cebuano jokes","cute sms jokes","sms text messages","pinoy sms jokes","pinoy text messages","funny tagalog jokes and qoutes","friends jokes" and etc.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Funny pinoy sms text jOkes Part 4

funny and hilarious cute sms text jokes, pinoy jokes for adults and kids, funny text jokes
1 day nlaag ko..
& dn, i saw my bf kyog 1 ka gurl..
swet au cla..
ntxt ko nia..
"hi wer u..?
wa xa nreply
taz gha2d nia ang gurl..
later ntxt xa naq.
Saying:
"baby xinxa na now lang q reply, nka2log q. wer u?
i said 'naa dri, naglaroylaroy.. nagita ug higmaon nga dli bakakon..
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Ang laway daw ay mas importante kaysa luha..
Kasi, kahit sino pwede mong iyakan..
Pero ang laway 22lo lang yan sa taong gus2 mong tikman!
Estoryaheee!!

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Gf: doc knusta naman akong bf?
Doc: pu2l na ang tiil ug ang kamot!
Gf: (cried) doc, dli q mkadawat ana..
Doc: joke r oi,.. patay na btaw!
hahaha!!

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cp# trivia:
mga nagccmla sa...
0929: cmple, cute at pikon.
0918: mabait at talented
0928: cute at habulin ng girls/ boys
0939: honest pero pasawa.
0912: kuripot at mayabang.
0907: bolera/ro
0908: macipag at stick 2 1.
0919: cute at masayahin.
0930: sweet at stick 2 1
0921: cute at humble
0909: seryoso at mhiyain.
0920: selosa/so.
0999: di marunong magtapat.
0910:soplado/da
0948: cute pero 2 timer.
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Maam: class, asa ang mas daghan 2big u yuta?
Bata: yuta maam!
Maam: bogo ka,,! Kanapu naq gbalik2x ani saup jpon ka! Ang kalibutan nato 70% ang tubig ang 30% yuta.
bata: kaw bogo!, wa man gane agas amu gahiha nya daghan na noon 2big! Nai daghan yuta sa amu maam ai,,
nahan ka e lugung tika?
.yati..

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nangyari na ba sayo ung habang knakausap mo kaibigan mo, napatitig kana lang sa kanya at bigla mo naisip, "hmm, lami kaha ni siya?"..hahah

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